Five Gentlemen

Grandma's mother showed us this piece. It's pretty funny...


My Dear Friends:

I have become 71 years old since I saw you last and a few changes have come into my life since then. Frankly, I have become quite a frivolous old gal! I am seeing five gentlemen every day.

As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed. Then he leaves and I go to see John. Then Charley Horse comes along, and when he is here he takes a lot of my time and attention. When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint. After such a busy day, I am really tired and glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.

What a life!