A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

My sister sent this to me the other day. I thought I'd share it.


HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM WHEN ON A BUDGET:

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

"Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammo. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they got the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer was with em but it was real hard to tell from all the blood.
PS - I locked all four of em in the house. Better wait outside."

INSTALLATION COMPLETE!!!!