Too Funny...

I was cleaning up a bunch of old papers when I found this joke. I wanted to share it before I threw the paper away.

Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my diet coke.

She's such a witch.